Last night I got thrown out of the casino. I completely misunderstood the crap table.

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This friend of mine is always spending money on gambling. Whatever he wins in one place, he blows in another.  One time his wife got very ill, and was rushed to the hospital.  He came crying to me.

"You've gotta help me," he pleaded, "I need some money to pay for these hospital bills."  

I hesitated.  "I don’t know…you’re my friend and I love you, but I’m afraid you’ll just blow it in the slots."